Christian Went Bale-istic on T4 Set

Manager: Courtney Raped Me On Nirvana Deal

Happy Birthday Nick: Welcome to Big People Jail

Paul McCartney: Bigger Than Jesus?

Hollywood Hit and Run Suspect Pleads Not Guilty

Batman vs. Mom: When Push Comes to Shove

Recently Spotted Sober: Cheryl Burke

Khloe: The Other Kardashian Meat

Cristiano's Ex Lets It All Hang Out

Candy to Ed McMahon: I'm Losing My House Too

Janice Is Still Worth Arresting in Hollywood

Traci Bingham Shops For New Melons

"Rocky's" Wife Adrian: 'Memba Her?!

The Dark Knight Was Once the White Knight

Estelle Getty: Thank You For Being Alive

At Christian Nursery, Everyone's a Child Star

UK to Christian Bale -- Why So Serious?

More Dirty Photos Of Audrina Patridge Released

Batman's Sister Surfaces

Bale Says Assault Allegations Are Bogus

Bromance!

Completely Gratuitous

Girls Gone Wild?in the WNBA

Does This Make You Wanna Buy Their Jeans?

Quote of the Day

Definitely Showing

Where's The Crack Pipe????

How Far She's Fallen

Cover Boys

Cristiano Ronaldo Takes It From Behind

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Shirley MacLaine Wishes She'd Killed Elisabeth Hasselbeck In A Past Life [The Road To Wellville]

Hollywood Privacywatch: Adrian Grenier Not Afraid Of A Little PDA [Hollywood PrivacyWatch]

New WMA Client Alex Rodriguez Takes Brave Next Step in Celebrity Courtship [Sign Him Up]

Violet Affleck Intent On Unveiling Greatest Show On Earth [A Call To The Bullpen]

Charlie Kaufman's Meta Vision Gets An Actual Distributor [Trade Roundup]

Brilliant Film Critic Tragically Mistaken For Pathetic Drunk [The Reviews Aren't In]

Bad Vodka Made Worse By Buying Spot on Walk of Fame [Absolut Bullshit]

It's Hard To Picture It Without Estelle Getty [Passings]

Natalie Portman And 'Ratty-Assed' Boyfriend Invite You Into Their Trippy 'Tantric Revelry' [Tantric Tentacles]

Hey Pivs. Um, Yeah, I'm Gonna Need Those TPS Reports This Afternoon, Mmmkay? [A Call To The Bullpen]

Sacha Baron Cohen To Explore His Serious Side In Searing Immigration-Law Drama, 'Accidentes' [The End Of Ideas]

Shia LaBeouf Still On The Run From Johnny Law [A Call To The Bullpen]

'Lyons & Mankiewicz At the Movies' Promises A Bold New Era of Critic Hackery [Critic Deathwatch]

Jay Leno Bravely Leaves Hairpiece At Home To Confront His NBC Executioners [Awkwardness]

Must ... Fight ... The ... Urge ... [A Call To The Bullpen]

'Even I Draw The Line At Hitting My Own Mother,' Says Outraged Joker About Recent Christian Bale Arrest [Batmom Begins]

Shyamalan's 'Night Chronicles' to Teach Three Young Filmmakers the Art of Critically Reviled Pretentiousness [Manoj Inc]

Four-Legged 'Big Brother' BJ Monster Spotted In Broad Daylight! [Short Ends]

Accused Rapist Pitches Jail Ordeal as Stephen King-Meets-M. Night Shyamalan [Celeb Jurisprudence]

'Surfer, Dude' Confirms Matthew McConaughey's Schtick Not So Cute When You're Required To Pay For It [Playing To Type]

What Was So Great About Brandon Walsh, Anyway? [To Do]

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'I Now Realize I've Been Punk'd By An 11-Year Old' [Mother Of The Century]

Sarah Jessica Parker Dips A Toe Into Reality Waters With 'Project Art Fag' [Make It Hirst]

Paul Thomas Anderson enthusiasts, take note: ... [Paul Thomas Anderson]

Defamer Matchmaking: Who Will Sarah Silverman And Jimmy Kimmel Be F*cking Next? [Send In The Clowns]

Strike A Pose! [A Call To The Bullpen]

'Nine' Now Literally Stars Everyone With Addition Of Fergie [Trade Roundup]

'Heidi Fleiss' Doc Directors Recall Her Joys, Pleasures and the Pitfalls of Bird-Love [Five Questions]

Rosie Perez Has Nothing But Praise For Her 'Pineapple Express' Co-Star Seth Rogaine [Female Pattern Dumbness]

This Is Exactly Why You Don't Bring Your Significant Other To Your Job [A Call To The Bullpen]

Is Katie Holmes' Severe New Bob A Stealthy Way To Extricate Herself From Her Marriage To Tom Cruise? [Lists]

Departure Of Both 'Ebert & Roeper' Leaves Questions About Viability Of A Review Show Called '&' [Film Critics]

Brave Judges Make the Airwaves Safe at Last For Unscripted Nudity [Justice Malfunctions]

We now have a better idea of how long Jimmy ... [Jay Leno]

'Late Night' Heir Jimmy Fallon To Have Funny Beaten Into Him Via Online Talk Show [Sometimes, Life Is A Dress Rehearsal]

Yoda-Like Kevin Spacey Praises Quick-Learning 'Jedi Knight Harvey Weinstein' [Freaks And Geeks]

How To Improve The Glow Festival: Try Adding More Glowing Things! [Disappointments]

Thanks For Blocking My Close Up, Lady [A Call To The Bullpen]

Scalpers, Thriving Date Marketplace Bring 'Dark Knight' Ticket Dream to Life [Defamer Ticketwatch]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [Monday Morning Box Office]

Jezebel Moe Jumps To Radar [Jobs]

More Sex Stories Coming, Says Times [Journalismism]

End Of Roger Ebert's TV Show [The Cinema]

John Cleese's Radar Connection [Gossip]

Events for Old People [John McCain]

Non-Lesbians Able to Heal Baby Deer With Their Whimsical, Name-dropping Charms [Looking At The Look Book]

The Experts Weigh In On Commenter Culture [Things We Actually Like]

Is The Bad Economy Killing The Business Meme? [Marketing]

T Magazine Makes Will Ferrell Stop Clowning Around [Celebrity Science]

Made-Up Japanese Sex Stories [Bullshit]

Innocuous College Soap Enrages Nerdy Frat Alumni [Controversies]

Flashing Logos Are The Future [Print Is Dead]

These Actors Need to Fire Their Agents [Casting]

British Press Waging War on Sharp Instruments [Crime]

Exciting Job Opportunity INSIDE! [How Things Work]

Let Allen Salkin Fill You In On The Crazy Life Of Allen Salkin [Oversharers]

Presented Without Comment: Olivia Palermo in Page Six Magazine [The Rich]

Because, Well, Why Not [The British]

MTV Buys College Humor Show [Television]

Kelly Killoren Bensimon is the New Real Housewife [Casting]

Steal Ideas From A Lazy Genius [Things We Actually Like]

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